The Accidental Oracle (2006-7)Since I kept hearing how "God is in the White House" nowadays, I made a pilgrimage to Washington, D.C. The trip began well, on a Peter Pan Express bus playing a bleeped-out TV movie version of Al Pacino in Scarface...
The World You Wanted (2004)And now, after years of watching my enemies -- the Righteous Right alliance of exploiters, fundamentalists, thugs and liars who run this country -- swagger around with self righteous smirks as they pee into the sea of ignorance and fear they've created...
Buried in Cups (2003)I eat a lot of yogurt, and the plastic-cup containers keep piling up. A while ago I decided it was time to get rid of them, and thought of a few ways I could put them to use...
Dear Ms. Munch - Part 1 (2002)To: Cynthia Munch
Comptroller, Grants Division
Ronald McDonald Foundation
This is in reply to your response to my emergency request for more money...
Dear Ms. Munch - Part 2 (2002)
The World Turns Out to Be a Super Titanic Death Match...
One Man's Plans (2000)Carlos T. Nevada passed away last month with his fingers locked around an unopened jar of peanut butter. [This...] serves as an outline of Mr. Nevada’s life from the point where his career plans went awry...
VORX (1999)Not long ago I decided to buy a computer, invent something, and get rich. Once started, I was so busy researching possible products that I didn’t have time to keep up my correspondence with old friends. It occurred to me that success without witness is no success at all...
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