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Going back in time from 4/27/2012

Dick Cheney Still Alive – As Scalia, Thomas and the rest of the bitter rightwing Supreme Court majority gets ready to declare even limp health ...

Pulaski Bridge Ghost Boots – Before bike zealots put a glorifying ghost bike* there, where they turned the only sidewalk into a bike lane Few things...

The More Palin Drinks – Left, what she would look like without a constant supply of fresh blood. We haven't heard much from her lately; maybe...

Palin for President! – I am so sick of the world we've let happen... ...of NYC turning to plastic, phony as a high-rent hooker's smile, as it ...

Beekman Tower Launch Party – While vacationing in Florida, I testedthe concept with a single Saturn V rocket If I ruled the world I would give the ...

Roll-Down Gate Redesign – My contributions to the redesign the roll-down gate feature at City Room. I have negative feelings about most of the '...

Maya Lin to Atlantic Yards – Seeing Maya Lin's work, left, reminded me of my simplest design for the proposed Atlantic Yards Nets Arena. I don't ...

Vignette: The Middle of Something – Basement Living Thinking hurts no matter how you do it, so why think small? I wake up putting the finishing touches on ...

Atlantic Yards Arena Design Process – Top to bottom: 1) Inspiration. 2) Placement. 3) Make it sexy...

Karl Fischer's Lost Portfolio – I see that beloved scarchitect Robert Scarano has been removing renderings and burning the evidence like a Bush ...

Sarah the Barbarian – Sarah Palin, as Frank Rich points out so well today, has more testosterone than McCain and all his tired Swift Boat ...

Palin Seduces Moose – Palin seduces Bullwinkle, lonely in rutting season.  He woke up missing his antlers and musk gland -- he might as ...

Fixing Karl Fischer 2 – Here we cloak the slobbering big brother of Karl Fischer Row (20 Bayard) in a Frank Gehry outfit. Note below that I've...

Karl Fischer Bunker Beds – Real estate magnate Bruce Ratner's problem is that he thinks too big.  If he had quietly bought a block at a time ...

Fixing Karl Fischer 1 – To fix this Karl Fischer monstrosity, lurking like a one eyed pervert at the edge of McCarren Park: Find the oiliest ...

Karl Fischer in "The Showerhead" – Every time I walk by architect Karl Fischer's timeless Empty Clockface building on McCarren Park, I think: I know I've...

Greenpoint Domes – It's not fair to expect modest, hardworking Greenpoint to produce great architecture.  And the bank I'm picking ...

Idea: WTC Freedom Tower – In place of the current icepick design for the new World Trade Center Freedom Tower, pictured grimly to the left, I ...

Idea: Custom Carved Soap – Yet another borderline practical business idea. Customers send in a picture, then you use computer programs (for shape ...

Roots – The base images I used to make the picture above (for an Accidental Oracle item) are below.  It's my favorite ...

Merged Snow and Chips – It's supposed to "feel like" 113 F here today, so I looked for another wintry picture. I found an old radioactive ...

Merged Portraits – I did a few "mergers" of photos for my Accidental Oracle stuff.  On top is a picture of "Heart Attack" Dick Cheney...

Idea: Remix Cover-art Photos – Combine cover-art portraits of artists involved in a remix, e.g., Janet Jackson and the now sadly departed Ole Dirty ...