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To fix this Karl Fischer monstrosity, lurking like a one eyed pervert at the edge of McCarren Park:
Find the oiliest strain of ivy you can find, plant it on top, and grow a massive, verdant Jheri curl (plus extensions on the side).
Sorry, I know it's not the greatest illustration. But digital animators in Hollywood have spent billions trying to simulate realistic hair and it still looks phony, so I would be an idiot to waste any more time on this than I already have.
[ Fixing Karl Fischer 2 ]
[ Karl Fischer in The Showerhead ]
