"What the f*ck are you looking at?!"
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Back in town in December, the young visitor went sledding in Central Park, then traded his cardboard sled for a giant "magic pod," above right. After carrying it around for 20 minutes in the freezing cold, he tossed it aside and muttered "Mom, I ain't feelin' a thing... that little twerp burned me!"
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Feeling stultified by the wholesomeness of his tourist experience, he went undercover, above left, then headed west until he spied the crippled neon of the "Sin Will Find You Out" cross. "This looks promising," he said, then asked people loitering in shadows we passed "Anything happening around here, friend?"
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