On 3rd Ave. off St. Marks, it would be nice if cellphones seared the flesh off users' heads, like above, but the culprit here may be the "Chipotle BBQ Bacon Angus" and "5 shots of anything $10" advertised below the skull.
More food at 51st & Broadway, where snow turns the flying saucer in front of Mars 2112 into a cinnamon roll.
And at 51st & Broadway again, steam (and a Wicked billboard) over dirty snow conjures Winter in Hell.
I hear winter is the best time of year to visit hell. For one thing, since everything is melting, you can ski and water ski at the same time!