I am so sick of the world we've let happen...
...of NYC turning to plastic, phony as a high-rent hooker's smile, as it services the Wall Street party-til-you-puke aristocracy ...of cellphones, wi-fi, and shiny people infesting every corner of public space, broadcasting their emptiness ...of people "following" people on Twitter, "real" people on reality TV, "friendship" on Facebook, and all the other noise that helps us forget the difference between going somewhere and going nowhere.
It can all go burn in hell.
We have reached the End of Democracy, and found that freedom is more than we can handle. We are idiots in diapers, O Lord, who have fouled everything you gave us. The universe would be better off if earth was replaced with a dirty black hole, sucking in garbage tossed off other planets.
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So I hereby endorse Sarah Palin for president in 2012, and offer the following campaign slogan.
Palin for President:
Let's just get it over with!
Let's just get it over with!
The sooner she gets to work, the sooner all this crap will be erased and we can return to the Eden our Founding Fathers knew, savoring the flavor of our fingers as we rubbed our hair with possum fat to make it shine, and enjoying the simplicity of a world where, when you noticed someone "following" you, you detoured into the woods and snuck up behind them, then hit them over the head with a club.
Don't laugh, she could win. Politically cunning, and burning with hatred for anyone who's dissed her, she makes other GOP hopefuls look like the tired hacks they are. Our arrogant prince of a mayor will run on his own billions and split the vote with Obama, leaving Palin the winner. I always figured she'd make a decent banana republic dictator, and it won't be long before we find out.
